Había una vez una niña y su madre. La niña le dice a su mamá: "Mamá, cómo se me ve el vestido?". La mamá contesta: "Súper bien hija, te tapa toda la silla de ruedas".
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I swear bacon turns me on.
(Source: mhiddlestons, via mewantsnusnu)
